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For 10 days, beginning from today i will be the sole pembancuh susu little D. MG had left this morning, at long last after nearly 2 weeks belting out sumbang mambang ‘if you’re going to san franciscoooo...’. Ever since we had the kids, MG has never worked outstation...before, and he was with another company, yes. He’d be gone for a few days every 2-3 weeks. I sometimes look forward to it because it sort of gave me a break – tak yah masak dinner, boleh lepak dgn kengkawan lepas balik kerja and tak yah mandi biarpun bau cam ketiak beruang, dok je baring2 atas katil baca buku cerita. Of course now would be different with the kids around.....nak moan sangat2 kang org kata mengada pulak...i just hope i could keep my cool with the kids or to be precise little D without MG yg selalu cool ngan anak2.
Anyway, we had our annual dinner last night. The theme was ‘movies’. We decided to go all out (we here refers tu kengkawan sekepala dgn Cik Kiah – i.e. late 30’s, kepala dah tak berapa center and fast approaching mid-life crisis. Pergilah kami segerombolan ke kedai menyewa baju. Try baju mak si adam’s family sendat kat dada, try costume witch, muat topinya je...so mulut ni ringan je menanya adik penjaga kedai tu, ‘you ada costume ostin p0wers, tak?’ Wahahaa...ada uols! Macam petanda pulak, because the whole day i had been humming the theme song. And muat!! And this Ostin impersonator berjaya smooth talked the other 3 makciks into becoming her foxy ladies, siap ngan baju lip lap and wig afro lagi. We all ni all out, jangan main2! Lengkaplah Ostin dgn specsnya, rambut, kasut and gigi jongos pun ditempah khas utk malam tu. Alang2 menyeluk budu....
Kemain lagi! I think bila dapat peluang nak dress up camni, we all get to live up our fantasies. Sorang mamat ni mati2 nak jadi Ne0 from matrix (albeit Ne0 with receding hairline) and the foxy ladies??? Mungkin deep down ada unsur2 nak bernaughty2. But me Ostin P0wers? Adakah ini bermakna i terlebih testosterone??? For a moment there, ada sikit confusion esp. apabila dikelilingi oleh foxy ladies yg genit serta montok2 itu. MG said to me, ‘org selalunya kalau fancy dress akan pakai yg elegan..ni cam badut je’. To which i replied, ‘kalau you pompuan, memang i takkan kawan ngan you’. Laki i ni prissy uols, jangan tak tahu...dia redha je le dapat bini cam i. But i must tell you, there we at least 10 princesses, dpd snow white, cinderella ke puteri bunian gamaknya...but there was only one Ostin. Ori ke tak??? Mula2 kemain lagi cockynya Ostin, tapi bila dah sampai kat hotel, nampak trainess ramai, mula le si ostin hilang power and started to menyorok belakang pillar...
All in all, the ‘disguise’ was a success sampaikan big boss ingat si Ostin adalah tetamu import. I tiba rumah pukul 1 pagi...ambik kereta tinggal kat opis and teman si Ne0 and Foxy lady3 hisap rokok kat kawasan larangan – tak senonoh betul diaorg tu (Cik Kiah teringin tapi segan nak join sama because pernah org cakap CK tak de gaya to smoke in public. Asap takdak keluar dari hidung...(i smoke but i dont inhale one). Kalau setakat dgn makcik2 tua yg kunyah sireh tu ok la kut).
So, MG left this morning and bini 'mithalinya' masih di katil dgn anak beranak, separuh mamai. Usahkan nak drive ke airport!
P/S EJ – kalau you ada kat sini, i nobatkan you jadi Bey0nce i, OK tak??? Kena buat implant la pulak kan...and i’m not talking about the dental ones here..hehehe.
Anyway, we had our annual dinner last night. The theme was ‘movies’. We decided to go all out (we here refers tu kengkawan sekepala dgn Cik Kiah – i.e. late 30’s, kepala dah tak berapa center and fast approaching mid-life crisis. Pergilah kami segerombolan ke kedai menyewa baju. Try baju mak si adam’s family sendat kat dada, try costume witch, muat topinya je...so mulut ni ringan je menanya adik penjaga kedai tu, ‘you ada costume ostin p0wers, tak?’ Wahahaa...ada uols! Macam petanda pulak, because the whole day i had been humming the theme song. And muat!! And this Ostin impersonator berjaya smooth talked the other 3 makciks into becoming her foxy ladies, siap ngan baju lip lap and wig afro lagi. We all ni all out, jangan main2! Lengkaplah Ostin dgn specsnya, rambut, kasut and gigi jongos pun ditempah khas utk malam tu. Alang2 menyeluk budu....
Kemain lagi! I think bila dapat peluang nak dress up camni, we all get to live up our fantasies. Sorang mamat ni mati2 nak jadi Ne0 from matrix (albeit Ne0 with receding hairline) and the foxy ladies??? Mungkin deep down ada unsur2 nak bernaughty2. But me Ostin P0wers? Adakah ini bermakna i terlebih testosterone??? For a moment there, ada sikit confusion esp. apabila dikelilingi oleh foxy ladies yg genit serta montok2 itu. MG said to me, ‘org selalunya kalau fancy dress akan pakai yg elegan..ni cam badut je’. To which i replied, ‘kalau you pompuan, memang i takkan kawan ngan you’. Laki i ni prissy uols, jangan tak tahu...dia redha je le dapat bini cam i. But i must tell you, there we at least 10 princesses, dpd snow white, cinderella ke puteri bunian gamaknya...but there was only one Ostin. Ori ke tak??? Mula2 kemain lagi cockynya Ostin, tapi bila dah sampai kat hotel, nampak trainess ramai, mula le si ostin hilang power and started to menyorok belakang pillar...
All in all, the ‘disguise’ was a success sampaikan big boss ingat si Ostin adalah tetamu import. I tiba rumah pukul 1 pagi...ambik kereta tinggal kat opis and teman si Ne0 and Foxy lady3 hisap rokok kat kawasan larangan – tak senonoh betul diaorg tu (Cik Kiah teringin tapi segan nak join sama because pernah org cakap CK tak de gaya to smoke in public. Asap takdak keluar dari hidung...(i smoke but i dont inhale one). Kalau setakat dgn makcik2 tua yg kunyah sireh tu ok la kut).
So, MG left this morning and bini 'mithalinya' masih di katil dgn anak beranak, separuh mamai. Usahkan nak drive ke airport!
P/S EJ – kalau you ada kat sini, i nobatkan you jadi Bey0nce i, OK tak??? Kena buat implant la pulak kan...and i’m not talking about the dental ones here..hehehe.
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