Could have been another twilight zone

This morning i chom kat MG. Ada budak bulu berak atas katil maid, we didn't catch the culprit in action but tengok modus operandi cam Princess Boyot je punya kerja. Makcik tu memang ada masalah jiwa sikit. Kerusi yg dia suka duduk kena ubah sikit, dia akan kencing atas rug kat dapur. Toilet dia kotor sikit, dia akan melepas atas sofa..the maid pun rasa2 yg bagi dia present pagi tadi was si Boyot because she said she was cleaning the litter box when si Boyot tu datang nak gunakan toiletnya. She took a look and walked away. And we knowlah dia pergi mana kan? Ghope taik masing2 pun i dah kenal sapa punya tau! But nooooo...MG had to put the blame on si JPB (jgn pandang belakang)..i said mentang2 la buruk kawan tu, asyik kena tuduh je. Padahal, she spends most of her time in our bedroom tak nah pulak la dia melepas. But melly? yes, bila angin kuskusnya datang....As for Monty, awal pagi dah keluar ada meeting rukun tetangga gamaknya, so he was off the hook. Anyway, he's always had impeccable bathroom manners therefore tak pernah la accident mana2 or saja nak buat dajal.

Today i had to be at workplace B. The office yg i selalu lepak is under renovation so the staff showed me where i could port. At their other offices at another wing yg takdak sapa orang duduk OK! Ada 7,8 bilik yg nama officer je lekat kat pintu, orangnya takde and tempat tu jadi cam stor tempat simpan barang. Haish! i really had no other choice...nak tak nak terpaksa la guna one of the rooms. The staff told me, CK, i akan kunci pintu kat luar ni, sometimes ada orang luar masuk. It's pretty dangerous because there's no one else up here (perlukah kau emphasise on the fact that i'm totally alone?). Pukul berapa CK nak balik, nanti saya datang unlockkan pintu atau kalau bebila CK nak keluar, tepon je saya. I told her that i'm looking at doing my work until 3pm....

Jenuhla mulut i terkumat kamit baca ayat kursi, 3 qul and what have you. Sempat jugak cakap kat sesapa tulah kan, aku ni bukan orang luar, orang sini jugak. Nak tumpang buat kerja je, so aku tak kacau kau, kau jangan kacau aku...

Sib baik la ada pesbuk, hp pelbagai..idakle rasa sunyi sangat. At one point rasa adehhhh sakit perut, mana toiletnya?? Eh, kalau ada pun cemas gak nak gunakan toiletnya..almaklumlah, masa i kat sekolah asrama dulu, penggunaan toilet adalah dielakkan sama sekali bila berseorangan. I didn't leave for lunch, sib baik ada tapau mee goreng dari petronas on the way to work. When you are alone, rasa sejuk sangat la pulak...pashmina ilek, apatah lagi selimut masam i dari workplace A kan? All i had was telekung...haruskah i? Yes, i did don my telekung because it was damn cold. but i didn't do anything naughty like berjalan kat corridor in my telekung. Nak kamjatkan orang (mana ada orang kat atas tu) nanti aku yg mati kamjat..

I was there from 830am..tengok2 eh dah kul 1230pm..then eh dah kul 3pm..and then the staff came to unlock me. She asked me how i was. Surprisingly it was so peaceful, no noise, no distraction whatsoever. Takde orang mengacau bergossip, ajak makan, ajak sopping kaedahnya..so i told her, best la kat sini. Esok CK datang lagi ke sini OK?

Seriously la...am i tempting fate?