Random - slightly edited

I haven't been going to the office at all this week. Orang2 kenit kat rumah demam and batuk. My sleep was interrupted therefore bangun pagi rasa weng je. In the past i could lie in for a bit and then cam kul 10 baru masuk office tapi sejak pak guard cam cilanat je and clamp happy, i don't want to risk takde parking..tau je la kat rumah bukannya boleh buat kerja. Bukak laptop sikit and those little people nak tengok youtube beyonce lah, lady gagalah and pas tu heboh napa beyonce tak pakai seluar dlm video all the single ladies (kalau mummy pun ada bottom and legs like that, perlukah pakai seluar? hahaha).

Last weekend, we decided to cuti2 KL. I got this membership with this chain of hotels from last year. Ni baru first time nak guna. MG's too busy, saturdays pun kerja so kali ni i cakap, yes, we're going after work, tak kisahlah check in lambat sikit. Of course the kids were happy, especially little D yg baru discover that hotel experience is more than just main air dlm bath tub (our room was overlooking the swimming pool, and she said, eh, ada main air kat bawah tu!). Baru MG ingat nak buat kuak lentang je atas katil and he had to entertain the kids....my best friend datang berduyun2 so i didn't get to show my stamina kat MG (ada hati nak show off kat MG tu). That night we had dinner at the restaurant. I've been to this hotel once for buka puasa and i knew MG would love the buffet spread...with the oysters an dudang besar2. MG pun happilynya piled up his plate with oysters and prawns, baru dua tiga suap i tengok dia dah pucat semacam and terbatuk2. I asked him cekik ke? (dlm hati, damn, aku kena buat heinlich manouvre ke ni?) Dia kata tak tapi cam ada benda tersekat..then dia buat bunyi kroh2 tu to clear his throat, i sent him off to the toilet.

He came back, still pucat. He said dia bukan cekik tulang but tekak rasa kembang and he couldn't even keep water down. I tanya, rasa cam cekik getah ciku muda ke? He said, huh??? Then i asked him, or cam cekik buah bacang muda? He said, i tak pernah pulak la makan ciku muda or bacang muda..! (Yes, i'm a little bit impatient when it comes to menunggu buah masak betul2 hence those experiences i mentioned). He kept dashing off to the loo and bebudak tanya, daddy pergi mana? Yak, kata i. I couldn't leave the kids to go get more food, the kids were bored and started to buat perangai...hish! Really not the dinner i was expecting. He came back from the loo for one last time and was pretty serious about tapauing some food...so he got some chunky chocs with humongous hazelnuts and bungkus dlm tissue and stuffed them into my bag.

Kat bilik i asked him, you rasa camna..dia cakap rasa cam tersekat kat ulu hati. Dia kata entah2 dia allergic to oysters (alhamdulillah i cakap dlm hati..idakle asik dia menelan benda aphrodisiac tu je (and at the risk of imposing his libido on someone else) yg juga high in uric acid content and cholesterol is it?). Oo..i said pedih kat ulu hati? I said cam apa yg terjadi kat i je once upon time masa i kat saloon pi pluck my eyebrows. I know i've mentioned this before kat blog ni but for the life of me, i couldn't find which post it was. I told him memang i rasa ingat i kena sakit jantung (he said i exaggerate)...well, it made me quiet for at least 45 mins. I said if you're feeling like how i felt, it's OK, it's going to go away, give or take one hour. Memang betul, after sometime, dok la pakcik tu sebelah anak2 yg dah tidur chomping into his chocs. I said to him that i have another voucher for high tea, so we can go sample the buffet again next week..but please la! tak yah bawak anak2 boleh? Seriously kan, camna nak makan dgn tekun when kids are around? It's not as if they want to enjoy the food pun, nak main celah2 meja adalah! Ok la kata MG.

For the last 2 nights, i mimpi merepek2. OK la, selain dari the usual hantu kejar, i boleh terbang etc., i dreamt about these two exes. I shall not tell who they were but yes, they have been mentioned in this blog before.

Dream #1
This ex is divorced from the wife, and bukan setakat tu je, ex wife boleh mati pulak tu and he's got no kids. Fuhh! Kejamnya mimpi i..(macam my wishful thinking many years ago je..hehe). Dalam mimpi tu i boleh offer nak start where we left off...eh, macam terngiang2 lak dlm mimpi i tu yg i sesungguhnya ada ANAK DAN LAKI! Hish!

Dream #2
With this one, i dreamt asking the ex, 'had i not been married, i would have stayed on in the UK. Would you have looked for me now?' And he said, 'No, not now...I would have looked for you long time ago'..Fuh! Romantic habis! Eh kejap, did the conversation actually happened in real life tapi sampai termimpi2?? Biarlah rahsia..

No wonder la orang kata mimpi tu mainan tidur..:)