I've got bun in the oven..

The kids were discharged on Sunday evening. Debak debuk kul 730pm jugak sampai rumah..penatnya! Mata masing2 cam panda but the kids were just super hyper. Must be the drugs. Anyway, thanks Belladonna for the sms. I tak sempat nak balas and then terus lupa. Two days in a row cam zombi je, nak qada semua tido. Yesterday i had to go visit the dr. The chest felt really heavy..i kan asthmatic..i tau le tanda2 nak datang semput kan. I used the neb at home but after a few hours the heaviness came back and i knew it was time for some prednisolone tablets (steroid). So i had to go see the doctor. Dia cakap, ni kena neb, bila last? Errr...well, the last time i was here (tipu, sebenarnya pagi tadi). So kena neb (which i could do at home), bagi ubat tablet semput (yg sentiasa ada dlm handbag) and steroid tablets (penyebab i pergi doctor tu), that cost me RM40. hmm.. i probably should go ask my gp friends for some supply of prednisolone tablets la..will save me $$$ since i boleh diagnose sendiri and ada rawatan kat rumah kan..

Anyway, while the dr was listening to my chest, i cemas sikit...sebabnya, badan i ni dipasang perisai depan belakang, atas bawah. I takut je dr cakap, puan tolong tanggal apa yg puan pakai kat dalam, saya langsung tak dengar bunyi apa2. Ni kiranya macam orang yg pakai susuk uols, kalau nak cabut gigi bukan main susah! Nak cucuk bius pun tak lut jaraum. Digress pulak kat situ..puncanya, in the last few weeks, dah 3 orang menanya, you ni pregnant yeee??? i nak je cakap, kalau i pregnant, i would be rubbing my tummy..sikit2 gosok, sikit2 gosok sampai la org tanya, pregnant ye? Furthermore, masa i pregnant la i ambik gambar potret banyak sikit because those were the only times yg muka i tirus. Contrary to most people, i tend to lose my own weight during pregnancy..berat naik pun about 3-4kgs and those were really baby weight. So orang kata berseri2 lah..

So i thought tak leh jadi ni..must do something drastic sementara menunggu my stomach crunches to take effect (cam buat selalu). Mg asked me bila balik rumah, are you sure bukan sebab perisai you ni yg you sesak nafas? Good question! Things i'd do..macamla bila dah dibendung begini i can hope to be as kurus as si Ceplus hantu kat tv tu.

I said to MG, that's it! No more makan malam for me. Then my maid menyampuk, ala, kakak, cuba kalau ada jering, habis diet! Ewah! pandai lak dia mengata tu. I said, so, no more jering in this house until further notice. So i've been good the last few nights..except tadi because ada perjumpaan desperate hoswipe bhgn lembah kelang. I ate sooooo much that sampai la ni rasa cam nak guling2 atas lantai. Campur dgn rasa loya semacam because the perisai menyekat makanan tu kat perut kut..(pakai perisai tapi still boleh melantak, tiada maknanya tu)

A few weeks ago while i was at the pool..as usual ada sorang dua je kat pool tu, so there was this very friendly young lady who started talking to me. She told me that she is an athlete yg dah lama tak pi training so she's put on quite a bit of weight. She said, humph..badan saya naik, gemuk cam ni (sambil tangan digaya2kan tunjuk pinggangnya). I ngangguk je. Pas tu dia kata, eh, bukan, saya dah lost 5kg, sebelum tu saya gemuk macam akak ni le. Amboi2 friendly sangat la pulak! Then she shared tips with me about how to go about losing weight. She said, be a vegetarian, jangan makan lauk (mm...i'm really not a maun person) and drink 2-3 glasses of air suam perahan lemon. Kalau boleh air sikit je, biar semasam yg boleh, gerenti berat cepat turun. I terfikir, the acidic air lemon will strip your tooth enamel in a flash. You'll end up with really thin, weird shiny teeth not mnetioning that will be sensitive to boot. Nanti gigi kena crown la pulak..ni juga peringatan utk orang ittew yg menjadikan diet coke minuman rujinya. Sampaikan kat rumah i pun dia boleh request diet coke uols! CK cakap kat rumah Ck yg paling strong is ribena..

Anyway, that swimming session was the shortest ever. I managed to swim 20 laps in 20 minutes. Tak sanggup i mendengar celoteh adik tu uols!

Next week ada annual dinner company i ni. This year pun ada tema. I ni bermasalah sikit nak sewa2 baju, asik tak muat! Bersesuaian dgn tema, i terbayang2 character yg sesuai dgn my figure yg sungguh full ni. I had an idea..i terbayangkan masa i masuk stately homes kat UK dulu, semua gambar potret tok nenek depa mesti gambar pompuan yg tembam2, chubby2, bosomylah..(kalau i idup zaman tu, mesti i hot property uols, scandalous!)..so, i know what i'll be wearing. Tadi pi costume hire shop, i found the costume and best of all the wig..! So, kita saksikan minggu depan..