Mak ayam

MG went to some corporate dinner yg macam grammy awards he said because ada orang naik stage and dapat hadiah. Then he excitedly told me that he came across a lot of important and influential people. One of them was this guy that i went out on a date once. You can read it here, Belladonna called him Gig Bur (gigi buruk) hehehehe. MG said he is now a Datuk. Pas tu i dok berangan and thinking aloud for MG's benefit..hmmm..had it worked out between him and i (for crying out loud woman! You went on just one date!), i would have been a Datin now...Datin (Title) Cik Kiah..sedapppp je bunyinya. MG mencemek...then i asked him, has the Datuk grown any fatter??? He said, surprisingly no.Damn!.(we met him last must be 5 years ago at MG's friend's wedding. No that i went up to him and asked, you kenal i?? Cuma nudged MG and cakap itula loyar kerek tu, tapi bawak merc at the age of 28. But MG jawab, mesti pak dia punya). Going back to the title, ni mesti Datuk beli MG said. Apa contribution mamat tu? Tak pernah dengar pun..! Ewah, bunyi macam jealousss je..

Speaking of young and successful people, i went to school once with this guy who knew the kind of life he desired. He wanted to be in politics not to berkhidmat kepada rakyat but more for te desire to be rich and powerful. He made sure masa dia kat uni there was no scandal and he married soon after he graduated, at the age of 24. Once in a while ada la i dengar bunyi pasal dia, some ketua pemuda of a party..I lost contact with him soon after A-Levels..i bet he is on fb but frankly speaking, siapalah i kalaupun nak berjejak kasih dgn dia? Once a upon time, when we both were at this public school doing our A-Levels, he and i were walking from the rugby field (tengok org main, bukan kitaorg main) to the dining hall for dinner (it confuses me until now..depa dinner kul 5.30pm camtu, i panggil tea, depa said, no..it's dinner). My friend ni was the type of person yg kita tak tau dia sebenarnya macam mana. He's so pretentious...but not in a bad way jugak. Selalu berlagak macho, kononnya gentleman lah and the fake-est of all, baru 3 bulan kat england sinun dah develop accent konon..but so fake pasal kejap bunyi british, kejap bunyi american, silap hari cam bunyi afrikaan la pulak (psstt esah, adakah kau pernah jumpa manusia sebegini?). But for all his flaws, i was quite fond of him because dia tak pernah menyakitkan hati i.

Eh sorry, back to the story, one evening tu, while walking dicelah2 pokok and bushes to the dining hall, from about 50metres away, we saw this lady walking her HUGE dog..i think it was an Englsih Sheepdog, berbulu semacam sampai tak nampak mata. It was bubbly and bouncing all over the place. It spotted us and quickly came running towards us..i ingat masa tu habihla aku kena makan ngan anjin tu. I love dogs, if only org islam boleh main2 ngan anjing..i cuma fikir, haiya, habisla muka kena jilat ni and jenuh pulakla nak ambik tanah nak samak. Since i was walking with this tall, macho guy yang akan bertindak sebagai jacket keselamatan i, idakle i risau sangat.

When the dog got to us, memang i rasa dia nak bermanja, berdiri kaki dua. I became dizzy..i harapkan si mamat ni protect i, dia pulak pi buat i cam ibu ayam (you know the game ayam and serigala or musang yg selalu cikgu suruh main masa PJ time sekolah2 dulu? You know how the anak ayam berderet tu akan peluk pinggang maknya or tarik baju and berpusing2 la mak ayam tu nak protect anaknya?). I became dizzy because si jantan tu buat i mak ayamnya! Habih dia pegang coat i and pusing2kan i to protect himself from the dog! The dog's owner was so apologetic saying that it was a youngster hence hyper semacam. And i was blardy embarrassed dilihat bersama jantan yg tak macho. And pulak tu, ada hati dia cakap kat i, you jangan cakap kat sesapa what happened.

So his secret yg mungkin dapat menyumbingkan karier politiknya was safe with me until now..kahkahkah